Adding a chapter to the great library which I shall later entitle "Life Lessons Learned: memoirs of stupidity from Ashley Mills," I will be including the following dated from this week:
It's probably a good idea, unless you want your pumpkin looking like a horrible, maggot-eaten rotting corpse, to NOT carve it a whopping fifteen days before Halloween. It may end up looking like this:
Bad Jack used to be fabulous.
Now he just looks like an old guy I saw at the grocery store on the tobacco aisle yesterday.